This is the article you need to read to fix your bulge, the one that will give you the confidence to talk about your bellybutton and your health.

Read it.

It’ll be helpful.

Here’s the thing about bulge-related articles: They’re always written for men.

Men are the only people who ever need to know how to fix bulge in their lives.

I mean, there’s only so much you can do with a butt that you don’t want to talk to a man about.

So men’s bulge articles are designed to cater to them, and men’s health is not one of them.

If you’re reading a men’s article, don’t be a douche.

Don’t be rude.

If they’re talking about the surgery, don, too.

If it’s about how much they want to eat, don